Dark Humor Jokes - Domestic Violence Jokes

Shots Fired

Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene.  After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor,  they called their sergeant for advice on his cell phone. 
  
 "Hello Sarge.”      "Yes.” 
 "It looks like we have a homicide here. “
 "What happened?”
 "A woman shot her husband for walking on the wet floor she had just mopped.” 
 "Have you placed her under arrest?”
 "No sir.  The floor is still wet."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
Anonymous

OJ Simpson in West Virginia?

Q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.

Categories: Sports Jokes (Soccer / Football Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

A Woman with Two Black Eyes

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing! You already told her twice!

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: fanx7