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Twice Last Week
Mommy mommy can I play with grandma?
Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last week!
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What Do Israeli Soldiers Do When They Get Bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.
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Dying Lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with money thinking he could pick them up on his way to heaven. Several weeks after his funeral the widow found two pillowcases full of cash in the attic. "The old fool," she thought, "I knew I should have left them in the basement!"
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