Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Tombstone Epitaph

Here lies an Atheist.  All dressed up and no place to go.

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Crossed to the Other Side

Just as the graveside service finished, there was a distant lightning bolt accompanied by a tremendous burst of rumbling thunder. The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there and it's His problem now."

Anonymous

O.J. Simpson Standup

I hear O.J. Simpson is working on a stand up act in jail. Apparently he kills 'em every time!

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Submitted BY: TrentMabry