Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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Anonymous

General's Funeral

The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National Cemetery. All the air lines were booked and there were no other planes available. Someone came up with the idea of using a helicopter. It arrived at 5:00 A.M.The newspapers reported the incident with the headlines, "The Whirly Bird Gets The Urn"

Categories: Military Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Muslim Teen

Q: How is an American teen girl different from an Muslim teen girl?
A An American teen girl gets stoned before she has sex.

Categories: Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
Anonymous