Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Betty Crocker Passes

Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away? The funeral is set at 4:50 for ten to fifteen minutes.

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Anonymous

RIP Mom

My girlfriend throws up whenever she thinks about her dead mother.
I reckon it's mourning sickness

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Written By: KielPhillips

Looking Forward

If you die and get cremated, you can be put into an hourglass and still be included in family game night

Submitted BY: MEG