Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Sinatra's Obituary

Frank Sinatra, "Old Blue Eyes," has died. Frank will now be known as "Old Closed Eyes."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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To Have Him Back

"Oh, Laura!" cried her neighbor, "I'm so very sorry to hear about the loss of your husband. He was such a wonderful man. I'm sure he left you well provided for, didn't he?" Laura dabbed at her eyes and muttered, "Yes, he was a very caring husband and he left me almost half a million dollars in his will. I miss him so much that I'd give fifty thousand just to have him back!"

Categories: Money Jokes (Rich People Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Dead Hookers -Riddles

Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: I don't know yet. My Basement is still dark.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Prostitute Jokes , Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles
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