Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Career Day

Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living. Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail." Little Jack says: "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better." All the kids in the class had their turn except  Little Johnny. Teacher says: "Johnny, what does your Dad do ?" Johnny says: "My Dad is dead." "I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died ?" "He turned blue and shit on the carpet."

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Exorcist Service

Q: Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
A: You get repossessed!

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Devil Jokes) , Riddles
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Last Request

Q: What was the murderer's last request to the chaplain as he sat in the electric chair?
A: Will you hold my hand?

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes) , Riddles
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