Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Straight Line

Q: What do you call for family tree that is a straight line?
A: Inbread.

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Submitted BY: lane roe

Happy Dance

A man recently had his arm amputated and decided to kill himself by jumping off a building. When he was ready to jump, he saw a man with both arms amputated dancing around. He decided to find out why he was so happy. The man told him, “I’m not dancing. My ass is itching and I can’t scratch it!”

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Submitted BY: cabezon

Gravesite

I spent a few hours by my wife's grave today.
She thinks I'm digging a pond.

Anonymous