Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Clinton and Comey

Q: Why did James Comey refuse to indict Hillary Clinton?
A: Because he found his suicide note in her Wikileaks emails.

Anonymous

Muslim Teen

Q: How is an American teen girl different from an Muslim teen girl?
A An American teen girl gets stoned before she has sex.

Anonymous

Shell Game

Two little boys are in a garden playing with their pet tortoises. The first little boy says that his tortoise is the fastest , so they have a race – the first to reach the garden wall wins. The second little boy sets his tortoise lumbering off toward the wall, but the first does nothing. The second little boy says, “You’re going to lose that bet.” “No I’m not,” replies the first little boy, who picks up his tortoise and chucks it at the wall.

Anonymous