Cross the Road Jokes - Chicken Cross the Road Jokes

The Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!

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Cross The Road For Toilet

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did she go to the other side?
A: To go to the bar.

Q: Why did she go to the bar?
A To go to the toilet.
Q: Why did she go to the toilet?
A: Because that's where all the cocks hang out.

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Southern Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the barbecue sauce.

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