Q: What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?
The Original Chicken Cross the Road Joke
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the referee calling fowls
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Cross The Road - Blind Blonde
Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?
A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken.