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Chicken Escape -Riddles

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road

A: Because he was being chased by the chef with a cleaver

 

 

Fowl!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

A: He heard the referee calling fowls

Forgetful Chicken

Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.

Cross The Road - Blind Blonde

Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?

A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken.

Chicken Cross the Road - Nandos

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To go to nandos.