Chicken Escape -Riddles
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road
A: Because he was being chased by the chef with a cleaver
Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the referee calling fowls
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Cross The Road - Blind Blonde
Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?
A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken.
Chicken Cross the Road - Nandos
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To go to nandos.