2014 Halloween Joke Contest

Hungry Zombie

Q: Why did the zombie want to eat Meghan Trainor
A: Because every inch of her was perfect from the bottom to the top.

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Submitted BY: Randall

Elvis Bite

Q: What did Elvis say after he was bitten my a vampire?
A: Fang you, Fang you very much!

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Submitted BY: Juliana Palmcook

Trick Or Treat

Q: Why can't Indian kids trick or treat?
A: Because they don't have anyone to curry their candy bags.

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