2014 Halloween Joke Contest

iPhone6

Q: Why did the skeleton love the iPhone 6?

A: Because he could bend it over and bone it.

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Submitted BY: Randall

Mexican Vampire

Q: What did the Mexican vampire say on Halloween?
A: I Juan to suck your blood!

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Obama On Halloween

Q: Why did Obama dress as a ghost for Halloween? 
A: He wanted to see what it was like to be white for a day!

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