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Shark Week - TV

Q: What is a Shark's favorite Si-Fi TV show?

A: Shark-Trek

Shark Week - Sandwich

Q: What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

A: Peanut butter and jellyfish.

Lochte vs. Shark

Q: Why didn't Ryan Lochte race for Discovery's Shark Week?

A: He was mugged by a hammerhead at gun point and unable to swim.

Snowshark

Q: What do you get from a snowshark?

A: Frostbites

Shark Week - UK

Q: Why is shark week so popular in the UK?

A: Because most people there have never seen so many shiny white teeth.