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Shark Week - Distance

Q: What do you get from an angry shark?

A: As far away as possible.

Phelps vs. Shark

Q: What did the shark say to Michael Phelps after the race?

A: I think you're fintastic!

Casting Call

Q: What did one traveling shark say to his friend?

A: Swim faster we're going to be late for Shark Week.

Shark Week - Las Vegas

Q: What kind of shark visits Las Vegas?

A: A Whale shark, of course!

Shark Week - Research Breakthrough

Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you're diving and are approached by a shark they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as possible.

If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump.