Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes - Shark Week
Shark Week - UK
Q: Why is shark week so popular in the UK?
A: Because most people there have never seen so many shiny white teeth.
Shark Week - Distance
Q: What do you get from an angry shark?
A: As far away as possible.
Phelps vs. Shark
Q: What did the shark say to Michael Phelps after the race?
A: I think you're fintastic!
Q: What did one traveling shark say to his friend?
A: Swim faster we're going to be late for Shark Week.
Shark Week - Las Vegas
Q: What kind of shark visits Las Vegas?
A: A Whale shark, of course!