Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
Shark Week - Vacation
Q: Where do Sharks go for vacation?
The Irishman's Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on the roof of a building, with an awning below them.
The American said to the Irishman: "I bet I could jump off this roof, land on the awning and bounce back off." So he jumped off, hit the awning, and was soon back on the roof. "There. Now you try," he said to the Irishman.
So the Irishman jumped off, and fell SPLAT on the ground. The New Zealander said to the American: "Jeez, Superman, you are a real jerk sometimes!"
Britney Spears & Computers
Q: How is a computer like Britney Spears?
A They're both cheap, white, and plastic.
Q: Why is Neil deGrasse Tyson such a famous physicist?
A: On the day he was born he escaped a black hole.
The Heffner family recently held a seance at the Playboy mansion and successfully contacted their father. He had one urgent message and requested that his family get the word out immediately.
The message is: "Tell the Muslims there aren't any virgins left."