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The best jokes and joke writers!

Chuck Norris

- Kids wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

- Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.

- Evolution is a list of things Chuck Norris let live.

- The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

Britney Spears & Computers

Q: How is a computer like Britney Spears?

A They're both cheap, white, and plastic.

Waking Lady Gaga

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

A: Poke'r Face.

Strategy

Singer Nicki Minaj posted a video of a crying boy who calmed down once he placed his head on her chest. Child rearing experts are calling Minaj a natural and the boy a fucking genius.

Robert Kardashian

Robert Kardashian was OJ Simpson's lawyer,

And thus began the family tradition of getting black men off.