Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Never

Yo mama is so ugly that when Justin Bieber saw her, he said "Never."

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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Star Wars - One Liners

10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?"
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

Categories: Top 10 Lists , One-Liner Jokes , Technology Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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Two Blonde Jokes

Q: Want to hear two blonde jokes?
A: Listen to Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake.

Categories: Blonde Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles
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