Bar Jokes

Boy Born With a Head

A boy is born without a body, only a head. For his 18th birthday his father, takes him to a bar for a drink. The father orders his son a scotch and when the boy drinks it, an arm pops out of his head. He drinks another shot and another arm pops out. After the next shot a torso pops out. After more shots, suddenly, he has a whole body. The boy runs out of the bar and gets hit by a truck, killing him instantly. A drunkard in the corner looks at the father and says, "He should have quit while he was a head."

Categories: Appearance Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
Anonymous

Frat Boys Change Lightbulb

Q: How many Frat boys does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 11 - One to hold the lightbulb, and 10 to drink until the room spins.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Native Customs

A Native American walks into a bar with a cat, a bag of shit and a shotgun. He asks for a bottle of whiskey and immediately downs it. He throws the bag of shit up in the air, shoots it with his shotgun, and takes a big bite of the cat's ass. The bartender asks, "Buddy, what the hell are you doing?" The Native American responds, "I want to be like the white man: get drunk, shoot the shit and eat pussy."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Native American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
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