Bar Jokes

SQL Query

A SQL Query walks into a bar
It Drops by a Group of Tables and asks, "can I Join you?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes)
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Jumper Cables

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
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Paddy's Hand

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he’d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.
''What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.
"That little sh!t, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you. He must have had something in his hand.''
"That he did," says Paddy, "A shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it.''
” Well," says Sean, "You should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?"
''That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but absolutely useless in a fight."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Bar Jokes
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