Q: Why didn't Tom Petty open his parachute?
A: Because he was Free Falling.
Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?
A: You can almost hear them.
Q: What's the definition of a nerd?
A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
Good Horn Player
Q: What's the name of a good English horn player?
A: I'll tell you when I meet one.
Guitar and Tuna
Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.