Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
No One Understands
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
Tenors And Light Bulbs
Q: How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to do it, and five to say, "It's too high for him."
Q: Where does Stevie Wonder park his car?
A: In blind spots.
Reggae Bands and Virgins
Q: What do reggae bands and virgins have in common?
A: They both have hymen!