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Viola Fanclub

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A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

No One Understands

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Tenors And Light Bulbs

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A: Six. One to do it, and five to say, "It's too high for him."

Wonder Car

Q: Where does Stevie Wonder park his car?

A: In blind spots.

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Q: What do reggae bands and virgins have in common?
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