Tenors And Light Bulbs
Q: How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to do it, and five to say, "It's too high for him."
Q: Where does Stevie Wonder park his car?
A: In blind spots.
Reggae Bands and Virgins
Q: What do reggae bands and virgins have in common?
A: They both have hymen!
Blue And Sings Alone
Q: What's blue and sings alone?
A: Dan Ackroyd.
Q: Why didn't Tom Petty open his parachute?
A: Because he was Free Falling.