Art & Music Jokes

Guitarist and his Gig

Q: What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?
A: Would you like fries with that?

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Half-Brain Bagpiper

Q: What do you call bagpiper with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

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An Instant Aversion

Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
A: It saves time in the long run.

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