A man with a broken hand says to doctor, "Will I be able to play guitar after the operation on my hand?" The doctor says, "Yes of course." "That's great! I never could before."
Went to a Grateful Dead concert last night. They played for 18 hours straight.
It was a good song.
Saved By The Ship
Q: Limp Bizkit and Dennis Rodman are on a sinking ship. Who gets saved?
A: The music world and the NBA...
Q: How do you make a bandstand?
A: Take away their chairs!
Q: How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other?
A: "Hi. I'm better than you."