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Dead Head

Went to a Grateful Dead concert last night.  They played for 18 hours straight. 

It was a good song.

Trumpeter Greetings

Q: How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other?

A: "Hi. I'm better than you."

The Life of Pablo

Q: What's the best song on the new Kanye West album?

A:

Louvre in Dire Straits

Due to the flooding from the Seine River, The Louvre museum in Paris is scrambling to donate French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork to any museum that can keep them dry.

Museums that have agreed to take the artwork are very excited since they're getting Monet for nothing and Czechs for free.

Viola Fanclub

Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.