Heavy Metal Guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?
A: Put sheet music in front of him.
A man with a broken hand says to doctor, "Will I be able to play guitar after the operation on my hand?" The doctor says, "Yes of course." "That's great! I never could before."
Went to a Grateful Dead concert last night. They played for 18 hours straight.
It was a good song.
They Play A Viola
Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?
A: A violator.
Sax Players Change a Lightbulb
Q: How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it.