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Heavy Metal Guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?
A: Put sheet music in front of him.
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Musical Operation
A man with a broken hand says to doctor, "Will I be able to play guitar after the operation on my hand?" The doctor says, "Yes of course." "That's great! I never could before."
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Dead Head
Went to a Grateful Dead concert last night. They played for 18 hours straight.
It was a good song.
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