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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Pillow

Yo mama so ugly that her pillows cry.

Yo Mama - Tide

Yo mama so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.

Net Worth

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor.

Yo Mama - Tree

Yo mama is so ugly she didn't get hit with just the ugly stick; she got hit with the whole tree.

Yo Mama - Apology Letter

Yo mama so ugly that your birth certificate was an apology letter from the Trojan man.