Yo Mama - Pillow
Yo mama so ugly that her pillows cry.
Yo Mama - Tide
Yo mama so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.
Yo Mama - Tree
Yo mama is so ugly she didn't get hit with just the ugly stick; she got hit with the whole tree.
Yo Mama - Apology Letter
Yo mama so ugly that your birth certificate was an apology letter from the Trojan man.