Appearance Jokes - Ugly Jokes

Bad Example

A teacher says, “Okay, class. Today we're going to be talking about the tenses. If I say, I'm beautiful, which tense is it?”
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, “Obviously past tense, Miss.”

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Santa

Yo mama so ugly, she wore a paper sack when you went to see Santa so he wouldn't cry for the photo.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Onions Cry

Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes)
Anonymous