Appearance Jokes - Midget / Dwarf Jokes

Leprechaun Lender

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.

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Midget Soccer

Q: Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer?
A: Because the grass tickles their balls!

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Submitted BY: EANeilsen

Midget Psychic

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison?
A: A small medium at large.

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