Appearance Jokes - Fat Jokes

Thanksgiving Weight

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving you'll have to iron your pants on the driveway.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes)
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Fat Bathtub

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving you'll fill the bathtub before you even turn on the water.

Categories: Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Yo Mama - Stuck Between Poles

Yo mama so fat, she once got stuck between the North and South Pole.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
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