Appearance Jokes - Fat Jokes

No Worries

A fat teenager is sitting on a park bench eating a huge bag of potato chips.
The man sitting next to him looks over and says, "Eating too much junk food is bad for you." The boy looked over and replied, "My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five". The man replies, "And he ate lots of junk food?"
"No" says the boy, "he minded his own fucking business."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Sections

Yo mama so fat she has to wake up in sections.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Tent Store

Yo mama so fat she buys her dresses at the tent store!

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes)
Anonymous