Appearance Jokes

Yo Mama - Whale

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes
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Yo Mama - Smoked Ham

Yo mama so fat, she smokes hams after sex.

Categories: Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
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Soldiers in Heaven

Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven?"
"Of course they do!" protested his mother. "What makes you ask?"
"There are so many soldiers with beards but I never saw any pictures of angels with beards."
"Oh, that's because most men who go to Heaven get there by a close shave."

Categories: Military Jokes , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Appearance Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Men)
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