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You Know You're Fat
You know you're getting fat when you say you're fat in front of your friends and nobody corrects you.
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Yo Momma - Talking Scale
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her, "Sorry, we don't do livestock."
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Anonymous
Perfect Defense
You've got the perfect weapon against muggers. Your face.
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