Appearance Jokes

Halloween

Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
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Bald Man with Holy Pockets

Q: Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?
A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Bald Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , One-Liner Jokes , Riddles
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Breasts Like a Train Set

Q: Why are women's breasts like a toy train set?
A: Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Boob Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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