Appearance Jokes

Yo Mama - Legs Arguing

Yo mama so fat, when she walks down the street, her legs bargain with each other: "You let me go, I'll let you pass"; "You let me go, I'll let you pass."

Anonymous

Mike Tyson and Metallica Concert

Q: What do Mike Tyson and a Metallica concert have in common?
A: At a Metallica concert you get ringing in the ears, and at a Mike Tyson fight, you get ears in the ring!

Anonymous

No Legs, Chuck

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your refrigerator?
A: CHUCK.

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