Yo Mama - Scale

Yo mama so fat when she step on da scale it says, "To be continued."

Yo Mama - Legs Arguing

Yo mama so fat, when she walks down the street, her legs bargain with each other: "You let me go, I'll let you pass"; "You let me go, I'll let you pass."

Mike Tyson and Metallica Concert

Q: What do Mike Tyson and a Metallica concert have in common?
A: At a Metallica concert you get ringing in the ears, and at a Mike Tyson fight, you get ears in the ring!