Appearance Jokes

Have a Map

Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes--even though I am programmed with a fully functioning GPS.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - 180

Yo mama so fat when she turned around we gave her a welcome back party.

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Scale

Yo mama so fat when she step on da scale it says, "To be continued."

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Anonymous