Appearance Jokes

Yo Mama - Head and Rain

Yo' Mama's head is so big, when it rains, her clothes don't get wet.

Anonymous

12 Girls From Kentucky

Q: What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?
A: A full set of teeth.

Anonymous

Fat and Skinny Women

A fat woman and a skinny woman were sitting together at a restaurant. "Men prefer thin women," said the skinny woman. "Really? Did your boyfriend tell you that?" said the fat one. "No, your boyfriend told me that!"

Anonymous