Appearance Jokes

You Know You're Ugly When...

Q: How do you know when you're really ugly?
A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Riddles
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Yo Mama - Don King

Yo mama has such hairy armpits, when she raises her hand people point and yell, "Hey look, it's Don King!"

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Hairy) , Word Play Jokes , Appearance Jokes (Hair Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Reflection

Yo mama so ugly when she stepped in front of the mirror, her reflection ran away.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly)
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