Appearance Jokes

Girl at Dermatologist

Dermatologist: "Good News my dear, after looking through your test results I'm happy to report you will no longer be plagued by pimples." Girl: "Wow! That's great! Why?" Dermatologist: "There's no more space."

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Chicken Pox

Yo mama so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.

Anonymous

First Grey

Q: What happened when the lady saw her first strands of grey hair?
A: She thought she would dye.

Anonymous