Appearance Jokes

Slapped Her Face

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.

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Driver's License Picture

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving your driver's license will say "picture continued on other side."

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Boo

If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!

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