Appearance Jokes

Yo Mama - Barking

Yo mama so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes)
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Yo Mama - Black Hole

Yo mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Yo Momma Jokes
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Love Through the Shades

It was their fifth anniversary, and Al and Alice had just returned from the movies. Alice was feeling romantic. 'Will you love me when my hair has turned to silver?' she crooned. 'Why not?' Al grunted. 'Didn't I love you through four other shades?'

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Hair Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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