Appearance Jokes

Black White Red and Ho Ho Ho

Q: What is black, white and red all over, and says Ho Ho Ho?
A: Santa after coming down a dirty chimney.

Anonymous

Blonde KFC

Q: Why did the blonde go to KFC?
A: She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Coma

Yo mama so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.

Anonymous