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Chicken Coop

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

Baby Chick Vocabulary

Q: Why do baby chicks say "cheap, cheap, cheap?"

A: Because they can't say "expensive, expensive, expensive!"

Crazy Chicken

Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?

A: A cuckoo-cluck!

Chicken Care

Q: What do you call people who take care of chickens?

A: Chicken tenders.

What Came First?

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?

A: I'd have to say it was the rooster!