Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Baby Chick Vocabulary
Q: Why do baby chicks say "cheap, cheap, cheap?"
A: Because they can't say "expensive, expensive, expensive!"
Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo-cluck!
Q: What do you call people who take care of chickens?
A: Chicken tenders.
What Came First?
Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A: I'd have to say it was the rooster!