Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo cluck!
Q: What do you call two roosters having a fight?
A: A Cock-a-Doodle-Duel!
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight? He enters a duck. How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck. How can you tell if an Italian is present? The duck wins.
Chicken Cross The Road Sexual Relations
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more time. I did not have sexual relations with that chicken.
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbecuing a chicken on a manual rotisserie.
A drunk comes walking along and says, "Hey, man...the music stopped, and your monkey's on fire."