Green and Laughs

Q: What's green and laughs at you while riding away?
A: A Leprechaun on a race horse!

Blonde and Horse Brain Cells

Q: Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?
A: So they don't crap on the street during parades!

It's The Carburetor

An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got out to see if he could locate the trouble. A voice behind him said, "The trouble is the carburetor." He turned around and only saw an old horse. The horse said again, "It's the carburetor that's not working." The American nearly died with fright, and dashed into the nearest pub, had a large whiskey, and told Murphy the bartender what the horse had said to him. Murphy said, "Well, don't pay any attention to him, he knows nothing about cars anyway."