Animal Jokes - Horse Jokes

Cowboy Leaves on Friday

Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday, and three days later, he leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
A: The horse's name is Friday.

Anonymous

No Show

Q: Why can't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little horse.

Anonymous

Giddy Up

Q: Why do jockeys like to drive Shelby Mustangs?
A: Because they love horsepower.

Anonymous