Shark Week - Day Job
Q: What do sharks do the other 51 weeks of the year?
A: They go back to their jobs as lawyers.
Shark Week - Favorite Saying
Q: What is a whale shark's favorite saying?
A: What happens below the surface stays below the surface.
Q: How do fish go into business?
A: They start on a small scale!
Paddy and His Goldfish
Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me".
Paddy says, "Yeah, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet!"
Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"