Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Shark Week - Fast Food
Q: What do sharks order at McDonalds?
A: A quarter-flounder with cheese!
The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.
Shark Week - Diet
Q: What kind of diets to Shark's go on?
A: The Sea Food diet.