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Shark Week - Day Job

Q: What do sharks do the other 51 weeks of the year?

A: They go back to their jobs as lawyers.

Shark Week - Favorite Saying

Q: What is a whale shark's favorite saying?

A: What happens below the surface stays below the surface.

Small Scale

Q: How do fish go into business?

A: They start on a small scale!

Paddy and His Goldfish

Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.   The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me".

Paddy says, "Yeah, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet!"

Goldfish Tank

Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"