Shark Week - Diet
Q: What kind of diets to Shark's go on?
A: The Sea Food diet.
Shark Week - Day Job
Q: What do sharks do the other 51 weeks of the year?
A: They go back to their jobs as lawyers.
Fish Wish -Riddles
Q: Who granted the fish's wish?
A: The Fairy Cod Mother.
Q: What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
A: He got lockjaw!
Q: What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
A: The Codfather!