Animal Jokes - Fish Jokes

Shark Week - January Jones

January Jones was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man. The man was screaming, "Help me! Help me!" January laughed and laughed! She knew that the shark was never going to help that man!

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Guitar and Tuna

Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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Fish Transportation

Q: How do the fish get to school?
A: By octobus!

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