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Shark Week - Diet

Q: What kind of diets to Shark's go on?

A: The Sea Food diet.

Shark Week - Day Job

Q: What do sharks do the other 51 weeks of the year?

A: They go back to their jobs as lawyers.

Fish Wish -Riddles

Q: Who granted the fish's wish?

A: The Fairy Cod Mother.

Shark Keys

Q: What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

A: He got lockjaw!

Big Fish

Q: What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

A: The Codfather!