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The best jokes and joke writers!

Shark Week - Lender

Q: To whom do fish go to borrow money?

A: The loan shark!

Shark Week - Gambling

Q: What kind of Shark is always gambling?

A: A Card Shark

Squid Tease

Q: How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?"

A: Ten tickles

Shark Week - Favorite Saying

Q: What is a whale shark's favorite saying?

A: What happens below the surface stays below the surface.

Small Scale

Q: How do fish go into business?

A: They start on a small scale!