Shark Week - Gambling
Q: What kind of Shark is always gambling?
A: A Card Shark
Q: How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?"
A: Ten tickles
Shark Week - Favorite Saying
Q: What is a whale shark's favorite saying?
A: What happens below the surface stays below the surface.
Q: How do fish go into business?
A: They start on a small scale!
Paddy and His Goldfish
Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me".
Paddy says, "Yeah, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet!"