Shark Week - Road
Q: Why did the shark cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide.
Shark Week - Nemo
Q: What is a shark's favorite film?
A: Eating Nemo
Q: Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Shark Week - January Jones
January Jones was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man. The man was screaming, "Help me! Help me!" January laughed and laughed! She knew that the shark was never going to help that man!
Q: How do the fish get to school?
A: By octobus!