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Little Johnny's Goldfish!

Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johnny?" "Well, my goldfish died," replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied... "That's because he's inside your cat!"

Shark Week - Nemo

Q: What is a shark's favorite film?

A: Eating Nemo

Ocean Outlaw -Riddles

Q: Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

A: Billy the Squid!

Fish Hate this Day

Q: Which day does a fish hate?

A: Fryday.

Shark Week - Lender

Q: To whom do fish go to borrow money?

A: The loan shark!