Shark Week - Candy

Q: What is a Shark's favorite candy?
A: Jaw Breakers

Hungry Snake

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat and went about his fishing. An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pantleg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth.

Blind Man Bunjee Jumping

Q: Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
A: It scared the hell out of the dog!