Animal Jokes

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Encouraging Hens

Q: How do hens encourage their football teams?
A: They egg them on!

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Worm Band

Q: What is a worm's favorite band?
A: Mud!

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Farmer Petrovich

Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the local minister comes walking around the corner. The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're certainly giving that sheep a beating. You wouldn't do that to your wife, would you?" The farmer says, "I would if she farted and jumped sideways every time I tried to mount her!"

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